Fuck the patriarchy. I've spent the day in the office today, dressed as one of Santa's Elves, wearing makeup.

Specifically, no pockets in the costume and lippy smudged on my cheeks to make them rosy. It was hot. Sweaty. My face felt greasy. And. No. Fucking. Pockets.

I've always considered myself an ally and a feminist. But I can't remember ever having no pockets and it sucks balls. I don't know how you do it, ladies.

Tooted without an ounce of facetiosness. Sheesh. Gonna go clean my face.

@lindsaykwardell I never even thought about it, which I guess is part of the problem and my privilege. Just...a very weird affair. Having stuff and nowhere to put that stuff. I'll treat it as a learning experience.